"We like our books sexy and free." ;;Copyright AllyWhore
"I know it's lame but it's my addiction" ;;Copyright BethyPoo
"Damn. When you come back, my room is going to be tiiight. Tight as a rubber band...that's never been used. Or my mom's vagina..." ;;Copyright BethyPoo
"I need a foreign boyfriend, maybe an Adriano or a Francois..Like the ones who aren't douches and egotistical bastards." ;;Copyright AllyWhore
"Murder."
"Please say Murder again."
"Murdeeer." ;;Copyright BethyPoo & AllyWhore
"Oh Fuck."
"Oh Fuck Indeed." ;;Copyright Nick and AllyWhore
"PedoBear Approves." ;;Copyright Nick and PedoBear
"She's a dyke? Naw Chill." ;;Copyright Swiper
"Doug is a nasty show...his best friend's name is Skeeter!"
"Yeah but his last name is Valentine..so it's a sweet sort of Skeet." ;;Copyright Swiper and AllyWhore
"If you had a Milkshake..and I had a Milkshake..Aw shit I want a Milkshake." ;;Copyright AllyWhore
AllyWhore: I feel like God.
"I hate my toes."
"You have delectable toes."
"Thanks?" ;;Copyright AllyWhore and Joel
"Nigeeerrr"
"Nick..I'm Asian."
"Niger Asian?"
"Not even close." ;;Copyright Nick and Joel
"Stop that! It makes my Uterus hurt!" ;;Copyright Zora
"Now I will Strip Cheese for you." ;;Copyright Pedro the Brazilian